I draw stuff. I need to look at my blog description more because goddamn I own a scanner now.

I post whatever the fuck I want, and you can't convince me not to - unless of course you're legitimately offended by it. If I post something that doesn't offend you, just annoys you, then file a complaint with that innocuously placed incinerator.

I tend to post other people's art, music, lame jokes, social justice material, and other shit.

If you ever need advice on life and think I might be able to help, shoot me an ask. I'll answer publicly most of the time so others in your situation can see, so I keep anonymous on so you can remain unknown.



Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

Another addition to this unnamed universe I’ve created! Percival the Blade of Cyclones and Flux the Android!

Percival is his sword. He is literally his fucking sword. The sword is him. He is the only one who can wield the sword who shares his name because it is him. You could say he lives in the sword but you’d be kind of wrong because he IS THE SWORD. When he is outside the sword (which he is), its eye is closed. Because he’s no longer in the sword he is. What.

Flux was a digital entity summoned by Hector through technomagical means because he wanted a girlfriend. This pissed her off and caused Hector to break. Well, more than he already was. Flux enjoys walks on the beach and kicking down large, secure, metal doors which people aren’t supposed to get through. She is also capable of squeezing a watermelon with her thighs. Or in the grip of one hand.

Guys please tell me if you find these characters interesting I need someone to feed my ego

Hailing from the same universe as Gemini the Spider Twins, it’s Cyclone the Cyclops, and Hector the Cyborg. Cy Cy Cy Cy Cy. Cy.